all u.s. workplaces to be fitted with inflatable slides
Effective immediately, inflatable slides will be installed in all workplaces in the United States to enable disgruntled employees to resign as dramatically as possible.
According to a new study commissioned by the United StatesS.
The Labor Department, if workers know that leaving work is just an inflatable slide, it is unlikely that they will be under pressure to \"leave\" at the workplace \".
Labor Minister Hilda Solis said that the inflatable slide will be installed in different workplaces such as Home Depot, Starbucks and the White House from Monday.
\"If the Post Office had an inflatable slide, think about the lives we could have saved,\" she said . \". More here.
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